Politics

BREAKING: Queer Coded Lasts Longer Than Trump’s Blog!

PALM BEACH, FL–Former president Donald Trump has closed down his blog. The 45th president’s internet presence has not been the same since his exile from social media, but his blog, which was started on May 4th, was supposed to close the gap. Less than a month later, the president has thrown in the blogging towel.… Continue reading BREAKING: Queer Coded Lasts Longer Than Trump’s Blog!

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Jenner–“Voting is for Suckers!”

SACRAMENTO, CA–Caitlyn Jenner, hoping to persuade people to vote for her, says claimed that she helped defeat the soviets and that “Voting is for suckers.” Despite records showing she voted, Jenner told reporters that there wasn’t anything worth voting for. No people anywhere on the ballot in 2020 were worth it, nor any ballot measures… Continue reading Jenner–“Voting is for Suckers!”

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FBI Investigated Catgirl Participation in Capitol Insurrection

WASHINGTON, DC- As more and more arrests and prosecutions occur stemming from right wing extremists storming the Capitol on January 6th, details about the FBI investigation are coming out as well. Transcripts reveal monitoring of left-wing social media in the aftermath of the incident, but only appear to have produced leads in the form of… Continue reading FBI Investigated Catgirl Participation in Capitol Insurrection

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Parental Permission Required to Find Out Straight People Exist

TUCSON– Lawmakers in Arizona state recently approved legislation that requires students to get notes of parental permission before learning about sexual orientations. The stated intent is to prevent students from learning about queer people before their parents are ready. However, the bill is so poorly worded it leaves teachers unable to even mention heterosexual relationships.… Continue reading Parental Permission Required to Find Out Straight People Exist

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“I said what I said,” Says Pete Buttigieg

WASHINGTON DC–Secretary of Transportation under the Biden administration, Pete Buttigieg set tongues wagging after saying Americans should be back “cruising by the summer.” Various Democratic spokespeople have been denying that he was talking about cruising as the term is meant the gay community, where men breeze through anonymous sex with other men, but instead was… Continue reading “I said what I said,” Says Pete Buttigieg

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Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Sign Triggers Mass Detransitions

WASHINGTON DC–Triggering a massive, yet unexpected, response, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) posted a sign outside her office that said, “There Are Two Genders: Male & Female. ‘Trust the Science.’” The sign prompted a large amount of transgender people to suddenly stop and start reversing their transitions. “I just have never heard that statement before,”… Continue reading Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Sign Triggers Mass Detransitions