SACRAMENTO, CA–Caitlyn Jenner, hoping to persuade people to vote for her, says claimed that she helped defeat the soviets and that “Voting is for suckers.” Despite records showing she voted, Jenner told reporters that there wasn’t anything worth voting for. No people anywhere on the ballot in 2020 were worth it, nor any ballot measures… Continue reading Jenner–“Voting is for Suckers!”
BELOIT, WI–Conducting surveys can be a fraught process that can sometimes illuminate parts of society that a researcher may be uncomfortable with. This month, researchers at Beloit College conducted research showing that the population of transgender teens is about 3000% greater than previously thought; the researchers are positive that they performed and weighted the survey… Continue reading Researchers Work Hard To Deny Own Survey
SACRAMENTO, CA–Seeking the rush of breaking records that has evaded her for 45 years, Caitlyn Jenner has begun an all-out assault on harming her fellow transgender people, seeing them as an important wedge issue to play to a Republican base that will not vote for her because she is also transgender. She also wants a… Continue reading Jenner Looks To Add Gold Medal Of Awful To Collection
LITTLE ROCK, AR–Nikki Jackson, 9, of Springfield had been following the Mili Hernandez incident–where an 8 year old girl was accused of “being a boy” during a soccer tournament and removed from the game–when she had an idea. She decided she would use her parents’ and coach’s fear to win their soccer tournament. She said… Continue reading Breaking: Youth Soccer Player Exploits Gender Loophole For Victory
Deeply closeted gay man accidentally reveals more than he intended. “I just thought I was being funny,” he said, unaware that conservatives are incapable of humor. The man is referring to his new t-shirt, which has printed on it, “I lubricate my AR-15 with Liberal Cum.” “I never stopped to think about how I was getting the cum,” he continued.