THE RIVER STYX, HELL–After the disastrous excursion of the submersible known as Titan, QueerCoded correspondent Charles Darwin was able to catch up with Stockton Rush, former owner of the private company OceanGate and Captain of Titan. A transcript follows: Transcript Charles Darwin: Good day! I must say that it is quite an honor to meet… Continue reading Exclusive Interview: Sub Captain Stockton Rush in Hell
Editors note: Periodically we have submissions from those with competing views. As a balanced news source, we feel the need to share those views with our readership. by Brett Pettifogger, Esq. Today, I’m going to unfurl a fresh piece of jurisprudence – “Stranger’s Rights”. This groundbreaking theory seeks to protect the delicate sensitivities of modern… Continue reading The Other Side of the Aisle: Stranger’s Rights!
In a groundbreaking move to cure all societal ills, Nebraska’s Governor Pillen has signed a law that will ban all treatments for gender dysphoria in the Midwest. The legislation, dubbed the “Just Pick a Side Already Act,” is the brainchild of the governor’s personal council of wizards, who assured him that this was the fastest… Continue reading Nebraska Does Something Terrible To Trans People, Again
