Month: May 2023

Target Replaces Queer Pride Merchandise with White Pride
Fashion · Lifestyle

Target Replaces Queer Pride Merchandise with White Pride

Josh

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL— Following right-wing agitators being whiny little bitches about American super-box chain Target selling LGBT+ branded merchandise again this year, Target has folded to pressure and is pulling some but not all of their queer-money-baiting merchandise. Reportedly, they’ve even come up with a less-controversial replacement: merch promoting white pride. “We want to do… Continue reading Target Replaces Queer Pride Merchandise with White Pride

Lifestyle

Top 11 Safe Places to Pee in Florida

Josh

ALLIGATOR CANYON, FL— Florida Dictator Governor Rhonda Santis has signed a new law stating that everyone must use the bathroom that corresponds with whatever bullshit the delivery doctors spouted, regardless of gender identity, what official documents state, appearance, or biological realities of the people in question. The law applies to restrooms in government-run areas, such… Continue reading Top 11 Safe Places to Pee in Florida

Nebraska Does Something Terrible To Trans People, Again
Lifestyle · Politics

Nebraska Does Something Terrible To Trans People, Again

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In a groundbreaking move to cure all societal ills, Nebraska’s Governor Pillen has signed a law that will ban all treatments for gender dysphoria in the Midwest. The legislation, dubbed the “Just Pick a Side Already Act,” is the brainchild of the governor’s personal council of wizards, who assured him that this was the fastest… Continue reading Nebraska Does Something Terrible To Trans People, Again