CHICAGO–Celebrating the annual Trans Day Of Visibility, the nation’s graphic designers have checked to ensure trans people’s were visible. They did this through pushing up a common function, the opacity slider, to 100%. This Wednesday, Kira Xi, 32, had the honor. “I am just so excited to be able to allow my trans siblings this… Continue reading Trans Day Of Visibility: Trans Push Opacity Sliders To 100%
NEW YORK CITY- Writing in a recent report, Dr. Rhonda Raine revealed reductions of reproductive organs among children. She concluded pollution pressured and pushed precipitous proportion changes in penises and reproductive probabilities. At a press conference on Tuesday, Dr Raine said, “The data is clear. Corrupt companies, chasing capital, create copious chemical concoctions that consequently… Continue reading Report: Pollution Pressure Penis Proportions, Purportedly
HADES, THE DARK UNDERWORLD–The internet is abuzz with Lil Nas X’s music video for his latest hit “Montero (Call Me By Your Name),” and it’s also faced some heavy criticism from many sectors. The video, which shows the rapper sliding down a stripper pole to Hell, giving Satan a lap dance, snapping the Dark Lord’s… Continue reading Satan Responds to Lil Nas X’s “Montero”
SAPPORO, JAPAN–A recent court victory for proponents of same sex marriage in Japan has the queer community very excited for the future of LGBTQ rights in Japan and around the world. Arguably, no one is more excited than so-called “Weaboos”, hard-core Anime and Japanese culture fans in the West. Queer Weaboos everywhere are abuzz with… Continue reading Queer Weaboos Plan on Flocking to Japan
Share The Wealth!? Queer Coded aims to help you decide how to use your stimulus at the highest level! Bang Bang Get top surgery and replace your nipples with guns. Think Of The Children Hostile takeover of Mattel and insist they make Non-Binary Bar’b. Climate Activism Helps! Mail plastic ocean waste to… Continue reading Top 9 Ways To Use Your Stimulus To Bring Down The Patriarchy
SEATTLE–Allegedly, Dan Savage has apologized for years of transphobia in his columns.
PITTSBURGH, PA–Seeing that mass shootings and assorted murders would continue to be a part of American life, several flag pole manufacturers have decided to adapt. Starting in April, the manufacturers would start producing half-length flag poles.
SEATTLE–Discussing push back by transgender people, two men came to conclusions that they were, in fact, supporters of trans people. They has, in fact, determined they are not transphobic. Dan Singal and Jesse Savage came to that conclusion Monday after hours of discussion and referencing respected publications. “I don’t get it. I have no… Continue reading Cis Men Determine They’re Not Transphobic
TERRE HAUTE, IN–Ending a quiet Sunday evening before getting to bed, a local man decided to a log onto social media and see what his friends were up to when he saw a post about penises on a woman’s page. Michael Clarkson, 34, decided to explain the difficulties he had peeing into a cup on… Continue reading Local Man Explains Penises To Local Woman Who Had One For 45 Years
