Celebrities · Comedy · Pop Culture

Bachelorette Star Does Stand-Up Once, Ends Engagement

SAN DIEGO – Last week, rumors were swirling that former Bachelorette Katie Thurston was making her stand-up comedy debut. Despite never once making a joke all season, Katie was often called “hilarious” by the eligible men competing in hopes of winning…her. In an article reported by Tvshowcase.com, we found video clips of Katie talking about… Continue reading Bachelorette Star Does Stand-Up Once, Ends Engagement

Opinion · Queer Coded

“All The Balls in the Manatee Pool” – Making Sure Everyone is Made Fun Of

We at Queer Coded believe no topics should be off topic. Freedom of speech is of the utmost importance, in particular our right to say whatever the hell we want to say at any time. We are particularly fond of making fun of Caitlyn Jenner, despite being thoroughly tired of her. As such we would… Continue reading “All The Balls in the Manatee Pool” – Making Sure Everyone is Made Fun Of

Health · Lifestyle · Opinion

If My Sexuality Were A Mental Disorder, I’d Have Ignored it Longer

OPINION- I am sick and tired of the stigma surrounding the Queer community! For too long, we’ve had to endure erasure and insulting assumptions. As a Queer Woman, let me be perfectly clear: my sexuality is not a mental disorder! I ignored my mental disorders for a lot longer than my sexuality. I am not… Continue reading If My Sexuality Were A Mental Disorder, I’d Have Ignored it Longer

News Shorts · Politics

TERFs Object to Women Being Categorized As People

LONDON–Despite widespread attacks on reproductive justice, a raging global pandemic, and a rising ocean, Gender Critical women across the world remain committed to fighting the real atrocity of our times. They will not allow their pregnant cisters to be referred to as people. After the US Supreme Court voted to uphold a draconian Texas law… Continue reading TERFs Object to Women Being Categorized As People

Celebrities · Music · Pop Culture

JoJo Siwa Fans Heartbroken After Breakup with What’s-Her-Face

HOLLYWOOD, CA – “Love is dead.” That’s what JoJo Siwa fans, aka Varsity Members of the J-Team, are Tweeting nationwide after learning that our beloved queer icon JoJo and her girlfriend, That One Chick, have broken up. We are in mourning. We are not well.  The news is not hitting the LGBTQ community well, as… Continue reading JoJo Siwa Fans Heartbroken After Breakup with What’s-Her-Face

Celebrities · Pop Culture

Queer Couple Watches “Succession,” Appropriating Straight Culture

  BANGOR, MN – After over a year of patiently waiting, fans of Succession, the hit HBO drama about awful, rich White people, gleefully watched the series’ third season premier Sunday night. Among those millions of eager viewers: lesbian couple and huge fans of the show, Connie Villanueva and Rom Sheldon.   “We are obsessed,” Villanueva… Continue reading Queer Couple Watches “Succession,” Appropriating Straight Culture

Business

Half Of LGBT Workforce Faced Discrimination, Other Half Don’t Want To Rock Boat

  INDIANAPOLIS, IN–Following a particularly egregious display of homophobic behavior, local woman Trina Holland declined to go to Human Resources to report the incident. “I know I should, but I don’t want to rock the boat,” she said while she took down a photo of her and her wife on their honeymoon from her cubicle.… Continue reading Half Of LGBT Workforce Faced Discrimination, Other Half Don’t Want To Rock Boat

Pandemic · Politics

Liberal’s Nefarious Pandemic Plot Going to Plan

AUSTEN, TX- Local right-wing radio listeners this evening are mourning the loss of radio personality Stanley “Shoot ‘Em Up” Simmons, who died of Covid. He follows a string of other prominent conservative voices, who have railed against Covid precautions and are dying at an alarming rate. “All according to plan,” states liberal strategist Serena Munson.… Continue reading Liberal’s Nefarious Pandemic Plot Going to Plan

Psychology

Area Man Has, Like, The Saddest Dream Ever

DES MOINES, IA–Awaking to the crushing realization that even the best dreams are nightmares in disguise and there is no hope even in those hours of blissful slumber, 43-year-old Robert Forrester of Des Moines woke up last night to what most officials are calling the saddest dream ever and left him sobbing on the side… Continue reading Area Man Has, Like, The Saddest Dream Ever

Lifestyle · News Shorts

This National Coming Out Day, American Queers Stayed Inside En Masse

Not but just a few years ago, the LGBTQ Community had to hide who they were at all times. But now, we have a multitude of holidays that appeared to pop up out of nowhere for the sake of a Facebook post, such as the recently celebrated “Non-Binary Day” and yesterday, National Coming Out Day!… Continue reading This National Coming Out Day, American Queers Stayed Inside En Masse