WASHINGTON, DC- Pride month is almost over, but the party still rages on! Joining in this year is the greatest, most unexpected of LGBTQ allies, the Supreme Court! Coming on the heels of their decision not to reverse a lower court decision to allow transgender students to use the bathroom of their choice, the queer… Continue reading Breaking: Supreme Court Gay AF
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDWEST- The trans Editor-in-Chief of Queercoded, an up and coming LGBTQ humor website, has killed herself in shame after accidentally misgendering Japanese pop singer Utada Hikaru. This comes after Utada recently came out as non-binary on Instagram Live, creating waves through the queer J-Pop fandom. This lead to a Queercoded associated… Continue reading Breaking: Trans Editor-in-Chief Misgenders Utada Hikaru, Kills Self
WASHINGTON DC–Celebrating what appears to be the end of a legal battle dating back years, Gavin Grimm, now 20, had only one thing on his mind. “I gotta piss,” he said. Grimm had sued a Virginia school board about the policy of preventing transgender students from using the restroom that corresponded to their particular gender.… Continue reading Gavin Grimm, After Holding It Since 2015, Finally Can Pee
DUBLIN- Ex-journalist and current ‘activist’ Gemma O’Doherty, 52, who’s gained a reputation for being a science denier and a conspiracy theorist, is adding homophobe to her resumé of awful. She made waves on the internet when proclaiming every gay person she’s ever met as being ‘miserable.’ Happy queer people sharing smiling pictures of their lives… Continue reading Homophobes Spread the Misery All Around
CELESTIAL DOMAIN, HEAVEN–Celebrating Pride Month, the Lord High God issued several decrees. God gave three new rules for humanity, “Hi! So, a few things then I’ll let you get back to your pride month celebrations. So first thing, please stop doing terrible things and blaming me for it, okay? It’s kind of a bummer. Second… Continue reading God Declares Tucker Carlson Gay
TOLEDO, OH–Upon completion of years of dedicated research into the LGBTQ community in and around Toledo, Ohio, a local scientist announced their findings to a shocked group of their colleagues. Doctor Sam Gurak summed up their 100 page scientific report in two words,”Aiden sucks.” The findings were devastating and a complete surprise to the subject… Continue reading Report: Aiden Sucks
LAS VEGAS–Logging into on social media throughout the world, NFL fans around the nation filled comment sections on news articles about how much they do not care. Carl Nassib is reportedly the first active player in the NFL to come out as gay, and fans responded with a sigh. “I’m a straight man and I… Continue reading NFL Player Comes Out As Gay, Fans Claim They Don’t Care
LONDON–A Gay Imam, a trans priest, and a lesbian rabbi walk into a school. It’s not a bar, but it’s a familiar enough premise. The question on everyone’s mind is, “What is the punchline?” “Oh, I know this one!” chimed in British student Laura Smith. “Turns out, there’s a drink named after one of them.… Continue reading Classic Joke Premise to Lead Workshops on Religion and Sexuality
SALT LAKE CITY, UT–Reminding players that, yes, this game was still coming out eventually, Avalanche Studios announced a surprising addition to the game Hogwarts Legacy, an MMORPG. A spokeswoman for the studio announced that after working closely with author J.K. Rowling, they would be adding a new house to Hogwarts, the House of TERF, in… Continue reading WOW: Hogwarts Legacy Adds Mysterious Fifth “House Of TERF” To Game
AURORA, IL–Signalling to other LGBTQ people is a longstanding tradition within that community, and such signals can range from explicit to subtle. When local lesbian, Trinity Benner, noticed a co-worker had gotten a haircut featuring a side-shave, Benner determined that this may signal a fellow LGBTQ co-worker. Or it could not. “At first I was… Continue reading Report: New Haircut Possibly Signals LGBT Coworker. Or Not.
