Month: June 2023

Exclusive Interview: Sub Captain Stockton Rush in Hell
Nature · Science

Exclusive Interview: Sub Captain Stockton Rush in Hell

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THE RIVER STYX, HELL–After the disastrous excursion of the submersible known as Titan, QueerCoded correspondent Charles Darwin was able to catch up with Stockton Rush, former owner of the private company OceanGate and Captain of Titan. A transcript follows: Transcript Charles Darwin: Good day! I must say that it is quite an honor to meet… Continue reading Exclusive Interview: Sub Captain Stockton Rush in Hell

The Other Side of the Aisle: Stranger’s Rights!
Lifestyle · Opinion

The Other Side of the Aisle: Stranger’s Rights!

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Editors note: Periodically we have submissions from those with competing views. As a balanced news source, we feel the need to share those views with our readership. by Brett Pettifogger, Esq. Today, I’m going to unfurl a fresh piece of jurisprudence – “Stranger’s Rights”. This groundbreaking theory seeks to protect the delicate sensitivities of modern… Continue reading The Other Side of the Aisle: Stranger’s Rights!