News Shorts

Message From The President of Queer Coded Media, LLC

Hello, The recent SCOTUS decision in the 303 Creative v. Elenis case has brought to light some powers that the Queercoded management team has not considered that they might have. If you do not accept the gay and transgender agendas, you cannot use this site. Because you already are using this site, you accept the… Continue reading Message From The President of Queer Coded Media, LLC

News Shorts

Journalist Justifies Transphobia With His Weird Ass Porn Collection

WASHINGTON D.C. — A journalist, while having lunch with a colleague, scrolled through his personal cloud-based storage collection of 1.23 terabytes of transgender pornography, narrating what he saw. Wednesday, Jesse Señalar, 40, insisted his transphobic writings are justified with the perversions portrayed in his personal pornography collection. Señalar, who works as a “journalist” who primarily… Continue reading Journalist Justifies Transphobia With His Weird Ass Porn Collection

Lifestyle · Sports

NASCAR Makes All Cars Turn Right in Nod to Conservative Fans

INDIANAPOLIS, IN–In an attempt to reconnect to a flagging fan-base and declining revenue, NASCAR has prepared made a fundamental change to the sport, literally turning everything around. In the past, cars have made left turns in circles throughout the races. However, starting in 2024, cars will be made to turn right in order to appeal… Continue reading NASCAR Makes All Cars Turn Right in Nod to Conservative Fans

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Housewarming Gifts for Friend Who Moved 3 Times This Year Already

If it’s not one thing it’s another with your friend, Axel. You got them a new blender in February, a duvet in May, and in September, they’re moving again! What can you get them this time? It’s time for a list: The top 5 housewarming gifts for that special friend. Plastic Totes The humble tote, is… Continue reading Housewarming Gifts for Friend Who Moved 3 Times This Year Already

Lifestyle · Sexuality

Woman Endures Terrifying Realization She Found a Man Attractive

DES MOINES, IOWA– After paying for her meal at a food truck, a local woman was forced to confront some deeply seated feelings when she found herself face to face with a man. It was in this moment, that the woman, 41 year old Robin Flynn, endured a terrifying realization that she was finding a… Continue reading Woman Endures Terrifying Realization She Found a Man Attractive

Lifestyle · Pop Culture

Literal Piece of Shit to Release Netflix Comedy Special

LOS GATOS, CA–In the recent notices about Netflix’s July offerings, there’s one stand out stand-up special that has all the audiences talking. After taking a brief respite during pride month in June by releasing material from Robin Tran and Jaye McBride, Netflix announced that they will release a special entitled “Flushed” by a comedian who… Continue reading Literal Piece of Shit to Release Netflix Comedy Special