If there is one thing gay people definitely aren’t watching, it’s the CMA awards. This year, that’s unfortunate, because at the Country Music Awards featured a VERY IMPORTANT GAY KISS last week. And that kiss changed EVERYTHING, we guess! Here’s what went down at Wednesday’s ceremony: T.J. Osborne, of the Brothers Osborne, a band we… Continue reading BREAKING: Country Music Super Gay Now
HOLLYWOOD, CA – “Love is dead.” That’s what JoJo Siwa fans, aka Varsity Members of the J-Team, are Tweeting nationwide after learning that our beloved queer icon JoJo and her girlfriend, That One Chick, have broken up. We are in mourning. We are not well. The news is not hitting the LGBTQ community well, as… Continue reading JoJo Siwa Fans Heartbroken After Breakup with What’s-Her-Face
The Tony Awards, the ceremony for excellence on Broadway, is arguably the fourth gayest event of the year. Behind only Pride, Halloween, and Drag Race Finale night, gays across the country….nay, the world, gather in front of their TVs to watch a variety of song-and-dance routines to make the gays feel GAY! The happy kind!… Continue reading CONGRATS! Non-binary Erasure Wins a Tony!
NEW YORK, NY – Lil Nas X, hero of our community, was seen wearing SEVERAL, I repeat, MULTIPLE incredible outfits in just the last 24 hours alone! Outside of being unapologetically gay and hot on stage and in videos, wearing outfits is easily the LGBTQ community’s second-favorite thing Lil Nas X does! First up, at… Continue reading BREAKING: Lil Nas X Wears Several Outfits; Gays STAN!
GENEVA–Physicists around the world looked at TV screens absorbing the news; there has been a long held belief that the easy questions were answered, that there was nothing obvious left and that all the new physics was full of theory and massive super colliders. However, astrophysicists were shaken to the ground when the news was… Continue reading Astrophysics In Turmoil At New Evidence Regarding Time And Charlie Watts’ Death
You know Cara Cunningham. You love her. You may remember her from the cinematic masterpiece “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.” Well, Cara came out as trans and has begun her transition, and we couldn’t be happier for her! While coming out as trans is a huge accomplishment, and should be a moment of pride, we also know… Continue reading LGBTQ Community’s Preemptive Request: LEAVE CARA ALONE!
TOLEDO, OH–Listening intently to some of his boyfriends’ friends, a local gay man was unfortunately reminded of his age as the visitors talked about the latest incidents of what some called “cancel culture.” The man then unfortunately learned of the existence of a rapper named DaBaby. Miles Allen, 39, is a little older than some… Continue reading Elderly Gay Forced To Learn Who DaBaby Is
Britney Spear’s legal fight to exit her father’s conservatorship on her has been making the headlines lately. This has promoted many people to question the necessity of the arrangement, noting the singer appears to be in a much more stable place than when the conservatorship started. It’s also caused others to even question if the… Continue reading Top Eight Celebrities who Need Conservators More Than Britney Spears
SHEBOYGAN, WI–Aaron Garver considers himself a bit of a heavy metal aficionado, specifically of the New Wave of British Heavy Metal variety. So, it seemed a bit strange that Mr Garver posted openly about Rob Halford’s marital status on Facebook. “I mean, deffo some chick would totally love him. Why isn’t he married yet. I… Continue reading Area Man Somehow Still Unaware Singer From Judas Priest Is Gay
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDWEST- The trans Editor-in-Chief of Queercoded, an up and coming LGBTQ humor website, has killed herself in shame after accidentally misgendering Japanese pop singer Utada Hikaru. This comes after Utada recently came out as non-binary on Instagram Live, creating waves through the queer J-Pop fandom. This lead to a Queercoded associated… Continue reading Breaking: Trans Editor-in-Chief Misgenders Utada Hikaru, Kills Self