PITTSBURGH, PA – As fall approaches, there is not just changing leaves and milder weather we are looking forward to…no, it’s also that sweet, sweet FALL CONTENT! Showtime’s newest drama, American Rust, premiered Sunday night, and many fans of HBO’s recent crime drama, Mare of Easttown had their interests in Rust piqued because of the… Continue reading REVIEW: ‘American Rust’ Just Worse “Mare of Easttown,” but for Boys
NEW YORK, NY – Lil Nas X, hero of our community, was seen wearing SEVERAL, I repeat, MULTIPLE incredible outfits in just the last 24 hours alone! Outside of being unapologetically gay and hot on stage and in videos, wearing outfits is easily the LGBTQ community’s second-favorite thing Lil Nas X does! First up, at… Continue reading BREAKING: Lil Nas X Wears Several Outfits; Gays STAN!
WASHINGTON, D.C.–Trans people across the world let out a collective sigh this week as the Cisgender Expo in Washington D.C. revealed the latest absolute nonsense they have to take completely seriously now. The yearly conference for people who identify as the gender they were assigned at birth has served as a space to debut and… Continue reading Cisgender Expo Unveils Newest Absolute Nonsense Trans People Have To Take Seriously
FAYETTEVILLE, AR–Sensing a bit of a low feeling in her life, a local transgender woman is considering re-watching one of the shows she enjoyed most pre-transition, a moderately successful NBC sitcom named 30 Rock. The re-watch of one of her favorite TV shows comes at a point where Diane Whyte cannot quite remember all the… Continue reading Local Woman Prepares To Re-Watch Favorite Show From The 00’s
ROCKFORD, IL–Following a successful launch in April of this year, a local company is prepared to bring back print news to the state-line region. Queer Coded Media, LLC, is pleased to announce a print edition utilizing a innovative distributed model. Editor in Chief, Jen Durbent, stated, “There’s nothing better than the tangible feeling of reading… Continue reading Queer Coded Media Announces Distributed Print Edition
Lottie Durham has been working on a screenplay for years. Several, in fact. She’s drafted a sci-fi murder mystery that takes place on Uranus. She wrote a lesbian, Mesozoic-era period piece. Her buddy cop comedy pairs a centaur and an anthropomorphic cactus. But for SOME REASON, Hollywood won’t give her a million dollars and a… Continue reading BREAKING: Struggling Screenwriter Segues into Porn
GALVESTON, TX–Following a series of lawsuits, a Galveston School District 302 has determined that it would be less costly to merely address students as requested rather than to continue to litigate the cases in court. And in doing so, the local school district is claiming it will save millions of dollars by addressing transgender people… Continue reading Local School District Saves Millions By Addressing Trans People Properly
SAN ANTONIO, TX–In yet another example of the internet spreading misinformation, cisgender and heterosexual Twitter user “@Coolgamer6327” claimed Monday that gay people “don’t have to make everything gay”, demonstrating his blissful unawareness of the Curse. LGBT community leaders responded to the tweet by staring wistfully into the distance, mournfully recalling the days when they too… Continue reading “You Don’t Have To Make Everything Gay,” Says Het, Cis Man
LEHIGH ACRES, FL–A local woman idly dreamed today of visiting friends she had made over the Internet over the last 5 years. In part of this process, the woman searched on various travel web sites in search of a good deal on a flight she will never take. The woman, Glenda Rossar, 42 has made… Continue reading Woman Searches For Flights She Will Never Take
MADISON, WI–Examining the receipt of a credit card customer, local waiter Ivan Dreyer discovered a rude note on it and no tip. The receipt said that there was no tip because Dreyer was a “sinfull [sic] homosexual.” “That’s ridiculous,” Dreyer said. “It is. My husband and I have been married since it was legal and… Continue reading Homophobic Remark Sees Net Profit Of $4500
