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Matt Walsh Totally Wanted to see Elliott Page’s Breasts

Matt Walsh, noted conservative firebrand, Podcaster and Grover look-alike, is drawing attention for his recent tweet about openly trans actor Elliot Page. In the currently trending tweet, Walsh writes, “It should be illegal for doctors to amputate the body parts of a physically healthy person.” “I mean, what is the point of getting rid of… Continue reading Matt Walsh Totally Wanted to see Elliott Page’s Breasts

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Olympics Still Reiling from Inclusion of Trans Athletes

Trans Athletes have been allowed to participate in the Olympics for the past 17 years. Although no trans women athletes have yet to actually participate in the Olympics, the damage their inclusion has caused will take years to recover from. “Did you know zero trans athletes have won medals so far? We just feel that’s… Continue reading Olympics Still Reiling from Inclusion of Trans Athletes

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Trans Woman Dreams Big, Knows How She’ll Spend Lottery Winnings

DES MOINES, IA–Following a spur of the moment lottery ticket purchase, a local trans woman just kind of saw how her life will end up. 38 year-old Sabrina A Golden, knows exactly what she’ll send her lottery winnings on. “First, just first, I’m going to pay off my debt,” said Golden, who has a one… Continue reading Trans Woman Dreams Big, Knows How She’ll Spend Lottery Winnings

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Transphobe Graham Lineham May Have Been Something Other Than A Transphobe At One Time

LONDON–Appearing via video camera at the House of Lords, transphobe Graham Lineham attempted to appeal his ban from Twitter, Facebook, and many other social media platforms. Mr. Lineham, who at one time had some gainful employment, is now primarily known as being a transphobic bigot. “My show [unintelligible] was banned from Channel 4 because the… Continue reading Transphobe Graham Lineham May Have Been Something Other Than A Transphobe At One Time

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To Ensure No Trans Kids Live In Alabama, State Bans All Pediatric Health Care

MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA–Following legislation in Alabama aimed at preventing transgender children from being given supportive medical care, the Republican-led state legislature has taken further steps. In order to prevent the possibility of children becoming trans, the legislature drafted legislation that would prohibit pediatric care for all Alabamans. Republican senator Shay Shelnutt, one of the key sponsors… Continue reading To Ensure No Trans Kids Live In Alabama, State Bans All Pediatric Health Care

News Shorts · Science

Chest Milk: The Product Everyone Needs But Nobody Wants

  CHICAGO, IL — Following the United Kingdom, some hospitals in the United States have pushed to change the name of breast milk to “chest milk.” While childbirth remains a reasonably low-profit enterprise, this allows some American hospitals to add an “inclusivity charge,” despite the fact that this change is widely seen as unnecessary.  “Thanks,… Continue reading Chest Milk: The Product Everyone Needs But Nobody Wants

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Dr. Pepper/7Up: “Fuck It. Spot’s Non Binary Now.”

PLANO, TX–Seeing the publicity engendered by corporate giant Hasbro and other brands seeking to hop on what will doubtlessly be a short-lived bandwagon, the Dr Pepper Snapple company (also known as Dr. Pepper/7Up Inc.) made an announcement about the long ago mascot, Spot. “Fuck it! Spot is non-binary now. They use they pronouns and use… Continue reading Dr. Pepper/7Up: “Fuck It. Spot’s Non Binary Now.”

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Daily Wire Host Matt Walsh Comes Out As Bi- And Droidsexual

NASHVILLE–Following a controversial remark on The Matt Walsh Show, Daily Wire host Matt Walsh took to his Twitter account Wednesday to admit that, “Yes, it was a cry for help.” Walsh had recently come under fire for claiming that accepting LGBTQ parents would lead to “4-man, 3-sex robot family units.” “A lot of people said… Continue reading Daily Wire Host Matt Walsh Comes Out As Bi- And Droidsexual

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Trans Woman Defends Basic Dignity Someone She Hates

SACRAMENTO, CA–Sighing with a sublime sense of exhaustion that permeates every waking moment, Stacy Steele comes to the defense of someone who loathes her: An Oath Keeper arrested after her involvement in the January 6th uprising. Steele is defending Jessica Watkins and her basic dignity as both a human being and as a transgender woman.… Continue reading Trans Woman Defends Basic Dignity Someone She Hates

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BBC to Host Panel on Cis Gender Individuals

LONDON- Get your remotes out, for a report on the health and wellness of cis gender individuals is set to air next Thursday evening at 9 p.m. It will feature a panel of various experts and personalities to address subjects such as medical and psychiatric needs of non-transgender people, along with other hot topics such… Continue reading BBC to Host Panel on Cis Gender Individuals