Politics

Missouri Moves to Ban Puberty for Individuals Under 25

JEFFERSON CITY, MO–A long and contentious debate in the Missouri House of ended with a partisan vote to adopt a measure that appears to ban puberty for all individuals under the age of 25. House Member Jason Bean, who has nothing suspicious in his Google search history, introduced the bill to widespread condemnation. However, an… Continue reading Missouri Moves to Ban Puberty for Individuals Under 25

Fashion · Lifestyle

Local Queer Anxious Over Sticker Placement

LOVES PARK, IL–Leaning over their collection, a local queer person wondered precisely what sticker to use. Angus Nielsen considered carefully what sticker they would place on their laptop and, also, where on said laptop the sticker would be affixed. Nielsen, 39, said, “This is my work computer. So the bathroom sticker is right out. As… Continue reading Local Queer Anxious Over Sticker Placement

Lifestyle · News Shorts

Report: New Haircut Possibly Signals LGBT Coworker. Or Not.

AURORA, IL–Signalling to other LGBTQ people is a longstanding tradition within that community, and such signals can range from explicit to subtle. When local lesbian, Trinity Benner, noticed a co-worker had gotten a haircut featuring a side-shave, Benner determined that this may signal a fellow LGBTQ co-worker. Or it could not. “At first I was… Continue reading Report: New Haircut Possibly Signals LGBT Coworker. Or Not.