LONDON–Following efforts to get the UK public more involved with the government last week, including plans to consult the public regarding LGBT conversion therapy bans and issues such as the Gender Recognition Act, Prime Minister Boris Johnson intends to query the public on a pressing issue of national import. In the coming weeks, Johnson plans… Continue reading Boris Johnson To Consult Public On Existence Of Scotland
CLEVELAND, OH–Preparing for the Annual State Pride Parade in June proceeds briskly. The parade–often decked out in fantastic khaki and camo shades–brings a variety of white people to the streets, culminating with incels, anti-LGBT people, and white supremacists all coming together to shotgun beers outside local sports bars. The Straight Pride Parade was started by… Continue reading Pending Straight Pride Parade Prepares Plans
Voice dysphoria, or unease due to your voice not matching your gender identity, is a problem that affects many of us. Luckily, there’s lots of strategies out there. Here are some unconventional but effective methods (number 7 will change your life!) 1. Text to speech software 2. Having a cis person “interpret” everything for you… Continue reading 7 Unconventional Tips To Fight Voice Dysphoria
LOS ANGELES- As news comes out that comedian Ellen DeGeneres is ending her talkshow after its 19th season, the industry is already looking to see who is going to fill her place. But times are very different from when Ellen started her show, when she started employing a carefully cultivated appearance of niceness that now… Continue reading Is America Ready For An Openly Mean Lesbian Talkshow Host?
EERIE, INDIANA–Looking at his friends success in dating, a man tries to remember what all the girls in high school liked. It is in this moment that a local trans man, Charles Parker, realizes he does not know shit about women. I just don’t know what to do about it. They are utterly mysterious.” Parker,… Continue reading Local Trans Man Doesn’t Know Shit About Women
AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND- The transgender community around the world is simultaneously celebrating and girding whatever loins they have preparing for backlash as the first transgender woman qualifies for the Olympics. Laurel Hubbard, a world class weight-lifter, holds the weight of the entire transgender community on her shoulders. “It’s exciting, certainly, but I’m getting ready to… Continue reading Trans Community Goes “Yay” then “Oh, Crap”
BLOG POST – Los Feliz, CA – So it’s been in the news that Caitlyn Jenner is running for governor of California. Yeah, I watch the news, because I’m like…really informed. A lot of LGBTQ individuals, as well as anyone with any common sense isn’t exactly on board with her current campaign, which is basically… Continue reading BLOG: Wait, Hold on, What Election is This?
LAS VEGAS–In a surprise move, the Ultimate Fighting Championship has announced a new bout to feature the most despised statesmen from throughout the world. UFC has announced their lineup for the Eldritch Statesman Bout, and the title fight shall include Donald J Trump and Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz. It being billed as a match up… Continue reading Card For UFC Eldritch Statesman Bout Announced: Trump Vs Cruz
LONDON, ENGLAND – ALERT! The Circle on Netflix IS Gay Culture. Sorry you had to find out like this. Unless you’ve been following this social media-based reality show all along, as it is canon, in which case you are a SUPER INFLUENCER and we love you. You are not blocked. So, ahead of tomorrow’s Season… Continue reading QC’s Final Rankings for “The Circle”
SACRAMENTO, CA–Seeking the rush of breaking records that has evaded her for 45 years, Caitlyn Jenner has begun an all-out assault on harming her fellow transgender people, seeing them as an important wedge issue to play to a Republican base that will not vote for her because she is also transgender. She also wants a… Continue reading Jenner Looks To Add Gold Medal Of Awful To Collection
