DENVER, CO- A recent study by the University of Colorado reveals that common wisdom about the comparative cleanliness of women’s restrooms may be flawed. In terms of dirtiness, women’s bathrooms rated a 4.6 grunge factor, within the statistical margin of error from men’s bathrooms of 4.8. “I definitely was expecting more perfumed towels and less… Continue reading Study: Women’s Bathrooms No Cleaner Than Men’s Rooms
SACRAMENTO, CA–Caitlyn Jenner, hoping to persuade people to vote for her, says claimed that she helped defeat the soviets and that “Voting is for suckers.” Despite records showing she voted, Jenner told reporters that there wasn’t anything worth voting for. No people anywhere on the ballot in 2020 were worth it, nor any ballot measures… Continue reading Jenner–“Voting is for Suckers!”
WASHINGTON, DC- As more and more arrests and prosecutions occur stemming from right wing extremists storming the Capitol on January 6th, details about the FBI investigation are coming out as well. Transcripts reveal monitoring of left-wing social media in the aftermath of the incident, but only appear to have produced leads in the form of… Continue reading FBI Investigated Catgirl Participation in Capitol Insurrection
KANSAS CITY, MO–Hiring after the pandemic has resulted in many companies offering new and unique incentives to perspective employees. For some, including one local transgender woman, those new benefits included a 401k retirement plan, paid time off, and nobody knowing her old fucking name. Juliette Elliot, 45, transitioned at her last job where her employer… Continue reading Trans Woman’s New Job Benefits Include 401k, PTO, Nobody Knowing Her Old Fucking Name
MILWAUKEE–In the wake of Demi Lovato coming out as non-binary and asking to be referred to with “they/them” pronouns, many Queer and Ally Americans are having to explain what pronouns are to family members, coworkers, and those weirdos they sit next to on the bus. “Yeah, it’s been awkward,” says Ty Stone, who had to… Continue reading There’s Gold in Them/Their Pronouns
BELOIT, WI–Conducting surveys can be a fraught process that can sometimes illuminate parts of society that a researcher may be uncomfortable with. This month, researchers at Beloit College conducted research showing that the population of transgender teens is about 3000% greater than previously thought; the researchers are positive that they performed and weighted the survey… Continue reading Researchers Work Hard To Deny Own Survey
RICHARDSON, TX–Picking up a controller after a long day at his factory job, a young man starts up his new video game console. He’s still playing the last generation of a shooter, but it’s not just the comfort of known game play that is up for debate today, Daniel Ebert, 32, is playing as a… Continue reading Gamer Swears He’s Just Playing A Girl
NASHVILLE–Following Governor Bill Lee’s signature of controversial House Bill 1182 (SB 1224), the state has the attention of a powerful enemy: the transgender community. TransUnion 234 has announced their intentions to turn against Tennessee with a boycott, among other actions. The latest anti-transgender bill was the fourth discriminatory piece of legislation signed by Governor Lee… Continue reading Tennessee Stands Up To Backlash For Recent Anti-Trans Laws
HOLLYWOOD–Singer Demi Lovato announced on their podcast that they are non-binary and use they/them pronouns. This has given the opportunity for dozens if not hundreds of newspapers, fans, and others to misgender them in discussions, captions, and news stories around the world, as well as bringing out many people who have opinions on other… Continue reading Demi Lovato Comes Out As Non-Binary, Cishets Confused
BANGOR, WALES–Tapping into a new found acceptance for a diverse variety of people, a new Mayor has been elected as Bangor, Wales. Owen Hurcum took office Monday as the world’s first green-haired mayor. “This is an enormous privilege to be elected by my fellow City Council members. When I first dyed my hair green, I… Continue reading Owen Hurcum Takes Office As World’s First Green Haired Mayor
