LAS VEGAS–Logging into on social media throughout the world, NFL fans around the nation filled comment sections on news articles about how much they do not care. Carl Nassib is reportedly the first active player in the NFL to come out as gay, and fans responded with a sigh. “I’m a straight man and I… Continue reading NFL Player Comes Out As Gay, Fans Claim They Don’t Care
LONDON–A Gay Imam, a trans priest, and a lesbian rabbi walk into a school. It’s not a bar, but it’s a familiar enough premise. The question on everyone’s mind is, “What is the punchline?” “Oh, I know this one!” chimed in British student Laura Smith. “Turns out, there’s a drink named after one of them.… Continue reading Classic Joke Premise to Lead Workshops on Religion and Sexuality
AURORA, IL–Signalling to other LGBTQ people is a longstanding tradition within that community, and such signals can range from explicit to subtle. When local lesbian, Trinity Benner, noticed a co-worker had gotten a haircut featuring a side-shave, Benner determined that this may signal a fellow LGBTQ co-worker. Or it could not. “At first I was… Continue reading Report: New Haircut Possibly Signals LGBT Coworker. Or Not.
BATAVIA, IL–Harnessing the power of Internet Discourse, scientists made a breakthrough that could power hundreds of homes and businesses in the Chicago-land area. Scientists have discovered a way to generate electricity from Internet Discourse. Speaking from Fermilab, Dr. Ade Ron Collider delivered his findings on a live stream, seemingly proving his hypothesis in real time.… Continue reading Scientists Generate Electricity From The Discourse
SMITHVILLE, TN–During a show, Kid Rock had an tantrum on stage, which ended with a homophobic slur. Nobody in the audience appeared surprised. “Yeah, that seems pretty on brand for him. I’m not even sure how this is news,” commented local gay man Evan Rodriguez whose brother dragged him to the show. The rock and… Continue reading BREAKING: Kid Rock Yells Homophobic Slur During Show, Surprising Nobody
LUFKIN, TX–A local Texas bakery made headlines for their pride month cookies, and not just because the cookies were adorable and delicious. Confections Bakery in Lufkin Texas posted photos of the rainbow heart cookies on their social media pages with the message “More LOVE. Less hate. Happy Pride to all our LGBTQ friends! All lovers… Continue reading Spite Spending: The New Economic Trend In The LGBTQ Community.
LONDON–Iconic luxury fashion house Jimmy Choo has announced a collaboration with actor and activist Billy Porter to offer a new line of shoes. The iconic silhouettes come with bold colors and animal print in extended sizes to champion both of their goals of inclusivity and start at $650 US a pair. The luxury Jimmy Choo… Continue reading Billy Porter, Jimmy Choo, Offer Range Of Shoes In Extended Sizes, Prices
LOS ANGELES- In an unexplained tragedy, forty-six-year-old lesbian Carol Brown called for a “kink-free” and “family-friendly” gay pride after losing all memory of queer oppression. Brown’s symptoms became clear in a series of tweets early this morning, when she wrote “I don’t care if you’re into leather or whips or cartoon dogs, just don’t advertise… Continue reading Amnesiac Demands Kink-Free Pride
HENDERSON, NE–Queer Coded reporters caught up with Pastor James White as he canvassed his community late Sunday gathering signatures for a bill banning Absolut Vodka drinkers from using public bathrooms. “With all of the new letters they’re always adding to the LGBTQIA-whatever, it can be hard to keep up with all the new genders and… Continue reading Evangelical Pastor Moves To Outlaw Absolut Vodka Drinkers From Bathrooms After Seeing Float at Pride Parade
PALM BEACH, FL–Former president Donald Trump has closed down his blog. The 45th president’s internet presence has not been the same since his exile from social media, but his blog, which was started on May 4th, was supposed to close the gap. Less than a month later, the president has thrown in the blogging towel.… Continue reading BREAKING: Queer Coded Lasts Longer Than Trump’s Blog!
