NEW MEXICO- Billionaire entrepreneur Sir Richard Branson and six others died earlier today when Virgin’s VSS Unity exploded moments after launch in a failed attempt to go into space. The space ship was supposed to travel through space for 9 minutes before returning to Earth, but an apparent problem with the cup holders not being… Continue reading Richard Branson Dies in Fiery Explosion
YOUR BEDROOM- Look, we need to have a discussion. This is becoming a problem. But everyone you meet cannot simply just secretly an egg, (how closeted transgender people are sometimes referred to). I know it’s tempting to see signs of gender non-conformity in all those that you meet, but it’s simply statistically unlikely that everyone… Continue reading Not Everyone Is Secretly Trans
Forgot long haired Chihuahuas that get nervous and pee all the time, these pets will perfectly complement your alternative lifestyle. 10. BeesYes, they can sting and be difficult to love, but who isn’t these days? 9. Emotional Support Bearded DragonsLike lizards in cute vests, and need help with your anxiety? Want to come out as… Continue reading Top Ten Gayest Pets
DENVER, CO- Local licensed therapist Evangeline Price has an extraordinary credit on her resumé, as one of the preeminent authorities of trans people in the Rocky Mountain region, despite being a cis person and not having done any studies or research into trans people, or really any work at all into being a good therapist… Continue reading Cis Therapist Expert on Trans Issues
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Best. Job. Ever. QueerCoded’s top-notch staff have compiled this list of Amazing Jobs to exploit sucker into helping you transition. We’ll also have a bonus list of jobs to avoid for those of you who really love lists 1. Software Programming Best thing here is that programming experience is not required; all you need… Continue reading Top 7 Jobs To Sucker Into Paying For Your Transition (And 3 To Not)
WASHINGTON, DC- Pride month is almost over, but the party still rages on! Joining in this year is the greatest, most unexpected of LGBTQ allies, the Supreme Court! Coming on the heels of their decision not to reverse a lower court decision to allow transgender students to use the bathroom of their choice, the queer… Continue reading Breaking: Supreme Court Gay AF
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDWEST- The trans Editor-in-Chief of Queercoded, an up and coming LGBTQ humor website, has killed herself in shame after accidentally misgendering Japanese pop singer Utada Hikaru. This comes after Utada recently came out as non-binary on Instagram Live, creating waves through the queer J-Pop fandom. This lead to a Queercoded associated… Continue reading Breaking: Trans Editor-in-Chief Misgenders Utada Hikaru, Kills Self
DUBLIN- Ex-journalist and current ‘activist’ Gemma O’Doherty, 52, who’s gained a reputation for being a science denier and a conspiracy theorist, is adding homophobe to her resumé of awful. She made waves on the internet when proclaiming every gay person she’s ever met as being ‘miserable.’ Happy queer people sharing smiling pictures of their lives… Continue reading Homophobes Spread the Misery All Around
DENVER, CO- A recent study by the University of Colorado reveals that common wisdom about the comparative cleanliness of women’s restrooms may be flawed. In terms of dirtiness, women’s bathrooms rated a 4.6 grunge factor, within the statistical margin of error from men’s bathrooms of 4.8. “I definitely was expecting more perfumed towels and less… Continue reading Study: Women’s Bathrooms No Cleaner Than Men’s Rooms
