Month: July 2021

Trans Woman: “Being Trans Is Least Interesting Thing About Me.” Scientists: “Not So Fast.”
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Trans Woman: “Being Trans Is Least Interesting Thing About Me.” Scientists: “Not So Fast.”

Ed.

BURLINGTON, VT–After saying something that she thought to be profound, a local woman has found herself refuted by science. Trans Woman, Ashley Smith, stated on social media that, “Being trans is the least interesting thing about me.” Two hours later, her statement was refuted by a scientist who had submitted her findings to the prestigious… Continue reading Trans Woman: “Being Trans Is Least Interesting Thing About Me.” Scientists: “Not So Fast.”

Sinus Infection Turns Badass Queer Activist into Sad Lil Baby
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Sinus Infection Turns Badass Queer Activist into Sad Lil Baby

Alex Seligsohn

Sandie Brown is fierce. They are political. They are mean. They are sick with some sniffles. The non-binary, queer activist is always ready to take on any fight that presents itself against the LGBTQIA+ community. Nothing gets in the way of Sandie’s righteous anger and fury…except for a wicked case of post-nasal drip. “I just… Continue reading Sinus Infection Turns Badass Queer Activist into Sad Lil Baby

BY THE NUMBERS: Gay Hits Decade Low Due To Coronavirus
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BY THE NUMBERS: Gay Hits Decade Low Due To Coronavirus

Ed.

Catastrophic Drop In Gay in 2021 CHICAGO–Judging by the pride parade this year in Chicago, the amount of Gay in the United States has not stopped its previous ascent, but the numbers tell a different story. The level of Gay has dropped to below 2008 levels in the past year, mostly accounting to the Coronavirus… Continue reading BY THE NUMBERS: Gay Hits Decade Low Due To Coronavirus

Richard Branson Dies in Fiery Explosion
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Richard Branson Dies in Fiery Explosion

Josh

NEW MEXICO- Billionaire entrepreneur Sir Richard Branson and six others died earlier today when Virgin’s VSS Unity exploded moments after launch in a failed attempt to go into space. The space ship was supposed to travel through space for 9 minutes before returning to Earth, but an apparent problem with the cup holders not being… Continue reading Richard Branson Dies in Fiery Explosion

Teddy Ruxpin Who Survived Corn Detasseler Accident Describes Ordeal
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Teddy Ruxpin Who Survived Corn Detasseler Accident Describes Ordeal

Ed.

  OMAHA, NE — Recovering from a significant amount of stuffing loss, 35-year-old Theodore “Teddy” Ruxpin detailed his accident involving large agricultural machinery that happened last Tuesday. “It hurts,” he said, rubbing his paw on one of the 34 separate stitches now holding his stuffing in, “I’ve been working, ya know. Odd jobs. This one comes in.… Continue reading Teddy Ruxpin Who Survived Corn Detasseler Accident Describes Ordeal

Extroverted? Here’s 6 Tips on Pretending to be Quiet and Reflective
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Extroverted? Here’s 6 Tips on Pretending to be Quiet and Reflective

Ed.

Think about it, there are some people that are not really into people. They say they are happiest alone or with a book. But are they really? If they read so much, don’t they see that the Internet is full of articles about how to not be so introverted. There is no helping them. Can… Continue reading Extroverted? Here’s 6 Tips on Pretending to be Quiet and Reflective