AUSTEN, TX- Local right-wing radio listeners this evening are mourning the loss of radio personality Stanley “Shoot ‘Em Up” Simmons, who died of Covid. He follows a string of other prominent conservative voices, who have railed against Covid precautions and are dying at an alarming rate. “All according to plan,” states liberal strategist Serena Munson.… Continue reading Liberal’s Nefarious Pandemic Plot Going to Plan
BEVERLY HILLS, CA- A month after Caitlyn Jenner lost her bid for governor of California, Queer Coded editors notice that, well, Caitlyn Jenner lost her bid for governor of California a month ago. “No one’s really surprised she lost,” says Californian political pundit Jay Munsey. “Who even supported her? Not pro-trans people, not anti-trans people.… Continue reading Jenner’s Gubernatorial Hopes Go Down In Flames; No One Cares
WASHINGTON D.C.–Announcing that nothing will ever get better, Senate and House Democrats have announced that their agenda was implemented as they had envisioned. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at a press conference, “We have reached our goals and we are proud to announce that we have disappointed America yet again. It was a smashing success!… Continue reading “Vote Blue No Matter Who” A Smashing Success At Disappointing Democratic Voters
GALVESTON, TX–Following a series of lawsuits, a Galveston School District 302 has determined that it would be less costly to merely address students as requested rather than to continue to litigate the cases in court. And in doing so, the local school district is claiming it will save millions of dollars by addressing transgender people… Continue reading Local School District Saves Millions By Addressing Trans People Properly
Oy Vey! Another day, another homophobe caught on a gay dating app! This time, it’s Jewish psychologist Norman Goldwasser of Florida, and the Jewish Queer community wants bupkis to do with this guy! This pisher had the inexplicable chutzpah to run a conversion therapy camp. Goldwasser was kibitzing with LGBTQ teens about how to become… Continue reading Oy Gevalt! Jewish Conversion Therapy Counselor Actually Ekht Feygeleh!
Local comedian an aspiring writer Megan Jones just finished a late-night packet. For those not “in the know,” a packet is a sample collection of monologue jokes, field pieces, sketches, etc. that comedians submit to be considered for writers’ room jobs on late night shows. These shows are hosted by famous people such as Stephen… Continue reading Local Writer Submits Materials for Show that Airs Way Past Bedtime.
MILWAUKEE, WI–An associate editor of the news site Queercoded is in the hospital today after over-doing it with Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough Bites. The bites are pieces of the cookie dough commonly used in the famous pair’s ice cream, but sold individually in the frozen section. The editor in question is believed to have… Continue reading Queercoded Editor Overdoses on Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough Bites
WASHINGTON, DC- Pride month is almost over, but the party still rages on! Joining in this year is the greatest, most unexpected of LGBTQ allies, the Supreme Court! Coming on the heels of their decision not to reverse a lower court decision to allow transgender students to use the bathroom of their choice, the queer… Continue reading Breaking: Supreme Court Gay AF
WASHINGTON DC–Celebrating what appears to be the end of a legal battle dating back years, Gavin Grimm, now 20, had only one thing on his mind. “I gotta piss,” he said. Grimm had sued a Virginia school board about the policy of preventing transgender students from using the restroom that corresponded to their particular gender.… Continue reading Gavin Grimm, After Holding It Since 2015, Finally Can Pee
LONDON–A Gay Imam, a trans priest, and a lesbian rabbi walk into a school. It’s not a bar, but it’s a familiar enough premise. The question on everyone’s mind is, “What is the punchline?” “Oh, I know this one!” chimed in British student Laura Smith. “Turns out, there’s a drink named after one of them.… Continue reading Classic Joke Premise to Lead Workshops on Religion and Sexuality
