LOS ANGELES- In an unexplained tragedy, forty-six-year-old lesbian Carol Brown called for a “kink-free” and “family-friendly” gay pride after losing all memory of queer oppression. Brown’s symptoms became clear in a series of tweets early this morning, when she wrote “I don’t care if you’re into leather or whips or cartoon dogs, just don’t advertise… Continue reading Amnesiac Demands Kink-Free Pride
PALM BEACH, FL–Former president Donald Trump has closed down his blog. The 45th president’s internet presence has not been the same since his exile from social media, but his blog, which was started on May 4th, was supposed to close the gap. Less than a month later, the president has thrown in the blogging towel.… Continue reading BREAKING: Queer Coded Lasts Longer Than Trump’s Blog!
WASHINGTON, DC- As more and more arrests and prosecutions occur stemming from right wing extremists storming the Capitol on January 6th, details about the FBI investigation are coming out as well. Transcripts reveal monitoring of left-wing social media in the aftermath of the incident, but only appear to have produced leads in the form of… Continue reading FBI Investigated Catgirl Participation in Capitol Insurrection
BLOG POST – Los Feliz, CA – So it’s been in the news that Caitlyn Jenner is running for governor of California. Yeah, I watch the news, because I’m like…really informed. A lot of LGBTQ individuals, as well as anyone with any common sense isn’t exactly on board with her current campaign, which is basically… Continue reading BLOG: Wait, Hold on, What Election is This?
