RICHARDSON, TX–Picking up a controller after a long day at his factory job, a young man starts up his new video game console. He’s still playing the last generation of a shooter, but it’s not just the comfort of known game play that is up for debate today, Daniel Ebert, 32, is playing as a… Continue reading Gamer Swears He’s Just Playing A Girl
LOS ANGELES–Misgendering comes in many forms, and today local non-binary person Ali Cameron referred to themself as “she” again. “It’s just habit,” said Cameron, a 28 year old dog groomer. “I was shaving this poodle, Phinaes, and I looked in his cute little eyes and said to him ‘you love haircuts with Ali! She makes… Continue reading BREAKING: Non-Binary Person Misgendered Self Today.
CHICAGO–Following a series of failed attempts to hook up on a dating app, a man discovers an uncomfortable fact about self. The local man, a Donovan Ellis, discovered that he is, in fact, no longer a young man. Ellis, 32, is an artist who resides in the Boy’s Town area of Chicago. He discovered that… Continue reading Thirty Something Discovers He Is No Longer A Young Man
Hi everyone, your favorite Cis aunty is back. I had to take a brief sabatical after my psychiatrist refused to refill my anxiety medication, but I’m back with some marijuana gummies and I’m better than ever. I took four during the SOTU just so I could get through seeing Ted Cruz’s face and I can’t… Continue reading Miss Gabby: Is My Butthole The Right Color?
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A Guest Post from Adam W. I just can’t. For the past 15 years I’ve struggled and finally came into my own as a gay man, but there was something about seeing Ben Shapiro carrying a plank of wood in a pitifully small bag–like a guy claiming the condom was too small to use–that just… Continue reading Guest Post: Ben Shapiro Buying Wood Turned Me Straight
Not all the best movies are nominated by the Academy for their Oscar awards. There are always the great movies that sneak under the radar. So while you’re betting on what movie is going to win Best Sound Design, Queer Coded is taking some time to give those movies time to shine and really talk… Continue reading Queer Coded Covers 3 Oscar Snubs In 2021
Tomorrow is April 20th, also known as 4/20, which many people use as an excuse to use marijuana that they would probably be using eventually anyway. This has turned into a de facto holiday for many potheads and an excuse to quote Cheech and Chong. What Say You?
CHICAGO–Sharing a desire to return to normal, in some communities vaccinations are now seen as a way to re-enter the dating and casual sex scenes. Some partners are asking for evidence of vaccination, begging the question, “Are vaccinations licenses to fuck?” Nathan Price, a resident of Boystown, Chicago’s famed gay neighborhood, has seen an uptick… Continue reading Are COVID Vaccine Passports A “License To Fuck”?
