Transgender Neo-Nazi Taylor Parker-Dipeppe pleaded guilty last year to federal charges over his involvement in a harassment campaign, however a judge has let him loose because “he’s suffered enough.” What Say You?
WAUKESHA, WI–Impressing himself and his roommate, local man Jake Hartely remembered to take his testosterone shot on time for the first time in two years. “I used to inject T every Sunday morning on the dot. Sometimes, I could feel my T levels dipping the day before the shot, and I’d feel like shit. But… Continue reading Local Man Remembers To Take Testosterone
DARBY, MT–In the wake of several mass shootings in a short period of time, the gun control conversation is happening and conservatives are NOT happy! According to conservatives everywhere, the government is coming for their guns, but like, for real this time? Local gun owner Brock Novack has had enough of the federal tyranny. “The… Continue reading “Taking My Guns is an Authoritarian Overstep,” says Republican Who Wants to Legislate Where People Can and Can’t Pee
♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20 It’s all going to work out. Happy April Fool’s Day. ♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19 It’s all going to work out. Happy April Fool’s Day. ♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20 It’s all going to work out. Happy April Fool’s Day. ♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21 It’s… Continue reading Homoscopes For April, 2021
CHICAGO–Celebrating the annual Trans Day Of Visibility, the nation’s graphic designers have checked to ensure trans people’s were visible. They did this through pushing up a common function, the opacity slider, to 100%. This Wednesday, Kira Xi, 32, had the honor. “I am just so excited to be able to allow my trans siblings this… Continue reading Trans Day Of Visibility: Trans Push Opacity Sliders To 100%
SEATTLE–Allegedly, Dan Savage has apologized for years of transphobia in his columns.
This week, Tennessee lawmakers advanced a bill that aims to require businesses to notify customers if it allows a “member of either biological sex to use any public restroom.” What Say You?
Between galaxies across the universe, there are filaments of matter connecting them, stretched for light years through the darkness of space. This vast emptiness, comprised of dead planets and stars and specks of dust not much bigger than the molecules they are made from, is completely stuffed full of filth and debris when compared to… Continue reading Opinion: Using A Clean Anus To Manifest Your Best Life
EAU CLAIRE, WI–After a long day at work, Madelyn Turner used to relax by re-watching the classic LGBT TV show Queer As Folk, but she is looking for more lately. She’s started to search out more explicit gay media. “It started with the Q.A.F., and I’ll watch the reboot, but now, let’s just say a… Continue reading Straight Woman On Hunt For More Explicit Gay Media Before Queer As Folk Reboot Airs
TOLEDO- “Cancel Culture” is a buzzword much in the news lately, as many conservatives denounce it. We spoke with many locals about their take on Cancel Culture, all of whom were gathered at their local Chic-fil-A as part of a weekly tradition to “own the libs”. “I just think people are too sensitive these days,”… Continue reading We Hate Cancel Culture, Said People Who Love Cancel Culture
