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Bill To Remove Kids From LGBT Parents Clears Hurdle

AUSTIN, TX–Signaling a major step towards the re-criminalization of homosexuality in the state, Tennessee lawmakers completed drafting of the No Child Left To Gays Act. The act would allow for the removal of children from homes headed by LGBTQ parents; it redefines “child abuse” to include being raised in a home with “sex congruent household,”… Continue reading Bill To Remove Kids From LGBT Parents Clears Hurdle

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Are COVID Vaccine Passports A “License To Fuck”?

CHICAGO–Sharing a desire to return to normal, in some communities vaccinations are now seen as a way to re-enter the dating and casual sex scenes. Some partners are asking for evidence of vaccination, begging the question, “Are vaccinations licenses to fuck?” Nathan Price, a resident of Boystown, Chicago’s famed gay neighborhood, has seen an uptick… Continue reading Are COVID Vaccine Passports A “License To Fuck”?

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Days Since Fatal Gender Reveal Party Counter Reset To 0

CANCUN–Prior to mourning the death of 2 pilots, the counter for “Days Since Fatal Gender Reveal Accident” has been reset to 0. In Cancun on Monday, two pilots plunged into the waters of the Caribbean Sea during a party where the pregnant couple revealed the genital configuration of their fetus. The couple, who again hired… Continue reading Days Since Fatal Gender Reveal Party Counter Reset To 0

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Trans Day Of Visibility: Trans Push Opacity Sliders To 100%

CHICAGO–Celebrating the annual Trans Day Of Visibility, the nation’s graphic designers have checked to ensure trans people’s were visible. They did this through pushing up a common function, the opacity slider, to 100%. This Wednesday, Kira Xi, 32, had the honor. “I am just so excited to be able to allow my trans siblings this… Continue reading Trans Day Of Visibility: Trans Push Opacity Sliders To 100%

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Top 9 Ways To Use Your Stimulus To Bring Down The Patriarchy

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Cis Men Determine They’re Not Transphobic

  SEATTLE–Discussing push back by transgender people, two men came to conclusions that they were, in fact, supporters of trans people. They has, in fact, determined they are not transphobic. Dan Singal and Jesse Savage came to that conclusion Monday after hours of discussion and referencing respected publications. “I don’t get it. I have no… Continue reading Cis Men Determine They’re Not Transphobic