Author: Ed.
Local Man Explains Penises To Local Woman Who Had One For 45 Years
TERRE HAUTE, IN–Ending a quiet Sunday evening before getting to bed, a local man decided to a log onto social media and see what his friends were up to when he saw a post about penises on a woman’s page. Michael Clarkson, 34, decided to explain the difficulties he had peeing into a cup on… Continue reading Local Man Explains Penises To Local Woman Who Had One For 45 Years
What Say You? Tennessee To Require Restroom Disclosures
This week, Tennessee lawmakers advanced a bill that aims to require businesses to notify customers if it allows a “member of either biological sex to use any public restroom.” What Say You?
Opinion: Using A Clean Anus To Manifest Your Best Life
Between galaxies across the universe, there are filaments of matter connecting them, stretched for light years through the darkness of space. This vast emptiness, comprised of dead planets and stars and specks of dust not much bigger than the molecules they are made from, is completely stuffed full of filth and debris when compared to… Continue reading Opinion: Using A Clean Anus To Manifest Your Best Life
Straight Woman On Hunt For More Explicit Gay Media Before Queer As Folk Reboot Airs
EAU CLAIRE, WI–After a long day at work, Madelyn Turner used to relax by re-watching the classic LGBT TV show Queer As Folk, but she is looking for more lately. She’s started to search out more explicit gay media. “It started with the Q.A.F., and I’ll watch the reboot, but now, let’s just say a… Continue reading Straight Woman On Hunt For More Explicit Gay Media Before Queer As Folk Reboot Airs
What Say You: Tucker Carlson Calls Military Too Feminine
TV opinion host Tucker Carlson criticized the US military as becoming too feminine. The US armed forces are changing making investments in the interest of keeping women in their ranks. What Say You?
Trans Woman Dreams Big, Knows How She’ll Spend Lottery Winnings
DES MOINES, IA–Following a spur of the moment lottery ticket purchase, a local trans woman just kind of saw how her life will end up. 38 year-old Sabrina A Golden, knows exactly what she’ll send her lottery winnings on. “First, just first, I’m going to pay off my debt,” said Golden, who has a one… Continue reading Trans Woman Dreams Big, Knows How She’ll Spend Lottery Winnings
Transphobe Graham Lineham May Have Been Something Other Than A Transphobe At One Time
LONDON–Appearing via video camera at the House of Lords, transphobe Graham Lineham attempted to appeal his ban from Twitter, Facebook, and many other social media platforms. Mr. Lineham, who at one time had some gainful employment, is now primarily known as being a transphobic bigot. “My show [unintelligible] was banned from Channel 4 because the… Continue reading Transphobe Graham Lineham May Have Been Something Other Than A Transphobe At One Time
To Ensure No Trans Kids Live In Alabama, State Bans All Pediatric Health Care
MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA–Following legislation in Alabama aimed at preventing transgender children from being given supportive medical care, the Republican-led state legislature has taken further steps. In order to prevent the possibility of children becoming trans, the legislature drafted legislation that would prohibit pediatric care for all Alabamans. Republican senator Shay Shelnutt, one of the key sponsors… Continue reading To Ensure No Trans Kids Live In Alabama, State Bans All Pediatric Health Care
Dr. Pepper/7Up: “Fuck It. Spot’s Non Binary Now.”
PLANO, TX–Seeing the publicity engendered by corporate giant Hasbro and other brands seeking to hop on what will doubtlessly be a short-lived bandwagon, the Dr Pepper Snapple company (also known as Dr. Pepper/7Up Inc.) made an announcement about the long ago mascot, Spot. “Fuck it! Spot is non-binary now. They use they pronouns and use… Continue reading Dr. Pepper/7Up: “Fuck It. Spot’s Non Binary Now.”