PALM BEACH, FL–Former president Donald Trump has closed down his blog. The 45th president’s internet presence has not been the same since his exile from social media, but his blog, which was started on May 4th, was supposed to close the gap. Less than a month later, the president has thrown in the blogging towel.… Continue reading BREAKING: Queer Coded Lasts Longer Than Trump’s Blog!
BLOOMINGTON, IN–If there are a themes about the newest generation of video game consoles, it’s that they are hard to find in stock and they are quite expensive. However, some enterprising gamers have made a discovery that will allow them to get the system of their dreams even faster: blood plasma is worth some big… Continue reading DEAL ALERT: Blood Plasma’s Going For Some Good Money Lately
KANSAS CITY, MO–Hiring after the pandemic has resulted in many companies offering new and unique incentives to perspective employees. For some, including one local transgender woman, those new benefits included a 401k retirement plan, paid time off, and nobody knowing her old fucking name. Juliette Elliot, 45, transitioned at her last job where her employer… Continue reading Trans Woman’s New Job Benefits Include 401k, PTO, Nobody Knowing Her Old Fucking Name
RICHARDSON, TX–Picking up a controller after a long day at his factory job, a young man starts up his new video game console. He’s still playing the last generation of a shooter, but it’s not just the comfort of known game play that is up for debate today, Daniel Ebert, 32, is playing as a… Continue reading Gamer Swears He’s Just Playing A Girl
NASHVILLE–Following Governor Bill Lee’s signature of controversial House Bill 1182 (SB 1224), the state has the attention of a powerful enemy: the transgender community. TransUnion 234 has announced their intentions to turn against Tennessee with a boycott, among other actions. The latest anti-transgender bill was the fourth discriminatory piece of legislation signed by Governor Lee… Continue reading Tennessee Stands Up To Backlash For Recent Anti-Trans Laws
HOLLYWOOD–Singer Demi Lovato announced on their podcast that they are non-binary and use they/them pronouns. This has given the opportunity for dozens if not hundreds of newspapers, fans, and others to misgender them in discussions, captions, and news stories around the world, as well as bringing out many people who have opinions on other… Continue reading Demi Lovato Comes Out As Non-Binary, Cishets Confused
CHICAGO–Following a series of failed attempts to hook up on a dating app, a man discovers an uncomfortable fact about self. The local man, a Donovan Ellis, discovered that he is, in fact, no longer a young man. Ellis, 32, is an artist who resides in the Boy’s Town area of Chicago. He discovered that… Continue reading Thirty Something Discovers He Is No Longer A Young Man
BANGOR, WALES–Tapping into a new found acceptance for a diverse variety of people, a new Mayor has been elected as Bangor, Wales. Owen Hurcum took office Monday as the world’s first green-haired mayor. “This is an enormous privilege to be elected by my fellow City Council members. When I first dyed my hair green, I… Continue reading Owen Hurcum Takes Office As World’s First Green Haired Mayor
LONDON–Following efforts to get the UK public more involved with the government last week, including plans to consult the public regarding LGBT conversion therapy bans and issues such as the Gender Recognition Act, Prime Minister Boris Johnson intends to query the public on a pressing issue of national import. In the coming weeks, Johnson plans… Continue reading Boris Johnson To Consult Public On Existence Of Scotland
