Month: August 2021

Teacher quits rather than call trans students by their names; Students say “Good”
Education · News Shorts · Uncategorized

Teacher quits rather than call trans students by their names; Students say “Good”

Josh

LOUDON COUNTY, VA- Teacher Laura Morris made headlines recently when she dramatically quit rather than refer to trans students by their true names. While sobbing, she quoted her “believe in Christ” as justification for misgendering students, and railed against the schools for not letting her be sufficiently transphobic. As for her students, they’re overwhelmingly approving… Continue reading Teacher quits rather than call trans students by their names; Students say “Good”

a gay soccer ball BREAKING: Queer Community Forms Sovereign Nation, Plans to Compete in 2024 Olympics
Fashion · Pop Culture · Sports

BREAKING: Queer Community Forms Sovereign Nation, Plans to Compete in 2024 Olympics

Alex Seligsohn

CITY NAME TBD, COUNTRY NAME TBD – Despite a very-much-active pandemic still raging, the worlds’ top athletes came together in Tokyo for the Olympic Games, which ended Sunday. The event proved to be a successful two weeks for the LGBTQ community! The news was filled with headlines highlighting the accomplishments of the queer community –… Continue reading BREAKING: Queer Community Forms Sovereign Nation, Plans to Compete in 2024 Olympics

Elderly Gay Forced To Learn Who DaBaby Is
Music

Elderly Gay Forced To Learn Who DaBaby Is

Ed.

TOLEDO, OH–Listening intently to some of his boyfriends’ friends, a local gay man was unfortunately reminded of his age as the visitors talked about the latest incidents of what some called “cancel culture.” The man then unfortunately learned of the existence of a rapper named DaBaby. Miles Allen, 39, is a little older than some… Continue reading Elderly Gay Forced To Learn Who DaBaby Is

BOGUS! QueerCoded Gaming Still Hasn’t Received A Free PS5
Gaming

BOGUS! QueerCoded Gaming Still Hasn’t Received A Free PS5

Ed.

ROCKFORD, IL–Following dozens of tweets and emails and web site refreshes, the PlayStation 5 still remains an elusive item for some, including us at QueerCoded, Inc., Headquarters. Sony has of yet refused to provide a free console. “This really, really, really, sucks,” says executive vice president of QueerCoded Gaming, Jen Durbent. “It’s not for lack… Continue reading BOGUS! QueerCoded Gaming Still Hasn’t Received A Free PS5

Cis Man Says Things About Trans Women
News Shorts · Opinion

Cis Man Says Things About Trans Women

Ed.

EUGENE, OR–Franklin Witt, 28, of Eugene, Oregon, has opinions about transgender women. And he is not afraid to say it. “Those trans activists have really gotten my suspenders twisted this time,” he says, looking up under the brim of his hat. “They are too loud and obnoxious. These men want to pee in women’s restrooms,… Continue reading Cis Man Says Things About Trans Women

Local Queer Anxious Over Sticker Placement
Fashion · Lifestyle

Local Queer Anxious Over Sticker Placement

Ed.

LOVES PARK, IL–Leaning over their collection, a local queer person wondered precisely what sticker to use. Angus Nielsen considered carefully what sticker they would place on their laptop and, also, where on said laptop the sticker would be affixed. Nielsen, 39, said, “This is my work computer. So the bathroom sticker is right out. As… Continue reading Local Queer Anxious Over Sticker Placement

Paranormal Experts Agree: Sharp Rise in Ghosts Shouting “Freedom!”
Paranormal

Paranormal Experts Agree: Sharp Rise in Ghosts Shouting “Freedom!”

Josh

SALEM, MA- Ghost hunters around the country are all reporting a curious phenomena. Not only are hauntings up dramatically, but over the last year, there has been a sharp rise in hauntings where the ghosts involved would shout “Freedom”.  A cause for this is still being investigated. “Well, it started just as soon as my… Continue reading Paranormal Experts Agree: Sharp Rise in Ghosts Shouting “Freedom!”