LAS VEGAS–In a surprise move, the Ultimate Fighting Championship has announced a new bout to feature the most despised statesmen from throughout the world. UFC has announced their lineup for the Eldritch Statesman Bout, and the title fight shall include Donald J Trump and Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz. It being billed as a match up… Continue reading Card For UFC Eldritch Statesman Bout Announced: Trump Vs Cruz
LONDON, ENGLAND – ALERT! The Circle on Netflix IS Gay Culture. Sorry you had to find out like this. Unless you’ve been following this social media-based reality show all along, as it is canon, in which case you are a SUPER INFLUENCER and we love you. You are not blocked. So, ahead of tomorrow’s Season… Continue reading QC’s Final Rankings for “The Circle”
Hi everyone, your favorite Cis aunty is back. I had to take a brief sabatical after my psychiatrist refused to refill my anxiety medication, but I’m back with some marijuana gummies and I’m better than ever. I took four during the SOTU just so I could get through seeing Ted Cruz’s face and I can’t… Continue reading Miss Gabby: Is My Butthole The Right Color?
SACRAMENTO, CA–Seeking the rush of breaking records that has evaded her for 45 years, Caitlyn Jenner has begun an all-out assault on harming her fellow transgender people, seeing them as an important wedge issue to play to a Republican base that will not vote for her because she is also transgender. She also wants a… Continue reading Jenner Looks To Add Gold Medal Of Awful To Collection
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