MINNEAPOLIS, MN– The holiday season is upon us, and it’s a time for families around the country to get together and celebrate, and drunkenly argue about politics and minor personal squabbles while trying to pretend they don’t all hate each other. However, just like last year, a little issue called “the pandemic” is keeping some… Continue reading Covid Is An Excuse for Queers to Avoid Their Families
AUSTEN, TX- Local right-wing radio listeners this evening are mourning the loss of radio personality Stanley “Shoot ‘Em Up” Simmons, who died of Covid. He follows a string of other prominent conservative voices, who have railed against Covid precautions and are dying at an alarming rate. “All according to plan,” states liberal strategist Serena Munson.… Continue reading Liberal’s Nefarious Pandemic Plot Going to Plan
CHICAGO–Sharing a desire to return to normal, in some communities vaccinations are now seen as a way to re-enter the dating and casual sex scenes. Some partners are asking for evidence of vaccination, begging the question, “Are vaccinations licenses to fuck?” Nathan Price, a resident of Boystown, Chicago’s famed gay neighborhood, has seen an uptick… Continue reading Are COVID Vaccine Passports A “License To Fuck”?
2021 is already in full swing and many of us are getting tired of staying home. If you’re not, you’re already going out and you’re a bad person and should feel bad. Studies and our social media feeds have shown staying home can be bad for mental health. How can you satisfy wanderlust without… Continue reading Ten Travel Destinations in the Pandemic