Comedy

“You Can’t Even Tell Jokes Now” Says Man Who Couldn’t Tell Jokes Before

SAN FRANCISCO–The artform and social experience of comedy, a celebration of the surprising and absurd which has been a part of human behavior for all of its recorded history, was declared officially dead today by Kevin Miller, a 26 year old engineer who has never participated in it. “Wow, I guess you’re not allowed to… Continue reading “You Can’t Even Tell Jokes Now” Says Man Who Couldn’t Tell Jokes Before

News Shorts · Pop Culture

Beloved Comedian And Writer Dies, Was A Real Piece Of Shit

OKALLA, PA–Following a lifetime of work and after his tragic demise at the hands crushed under a pile of frozen peas, the comedian Mark “Longitude” Lounge left fans with a vast catalogue of work spanning years. He also left behind a history of being a real piece of shit.  “Wow, Mark,” said producer Kyle Burns,… Continue reading Beloved Comedian And Writer Dies, Was A Real Piece Of Shit