CHICAGO, IL — Following the United Kingdom, some hospitals in the United States have pushed to change the name of breast milk to “chest milk.” While childbirth remains a reasonably low-profit enterprise, this allows some American hospitals to add an “inclusivity charge,” despite the fact that this change is widely seen as unnecessary. “Thanks,… Continue reading Chest Milk: The Product Everyone Needs But Nobody Wants
PLANO, TX–Seeing the publicity engendered by corporate giant Hasbro and other brands seeking to hop on what will doubtlessly be a short-lived bandwagon, the Dr Pepper Snapple company (also known as Dr. Pepper/7Up Inc.) made an announcement about the long ago mascot, Spot. “Fuck it! Spot is non-binary now. They use they pronouns and use… Continue reading Dr. Pepper/7Up: “Fuck It. Spot’s Non Binary Now.”
This time I’m going to do things a little different. I’ve got my morning glass of vodka and half a bar of Xanax rushing through my veins, but I’m just lacking my usual patience. All those writing into me already have the solutions inside of themselves; there’s not much more I can do for them.… Continue reading Dear Miss Gabby
Louise Linton is upset because her movie, Me You Madness, isn’t doing as well as she had hoped. She has opinions of who is to blame. “I think they can’t get past the Trump effect.” She is the wife of former Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin. She says it has nothing to do with the bi-phobic… Continue reading What Say You: Louise Linton Movie Fails To Thrive
NASHVILLE–Following a controversial remark on The Matt Walsh Show, Daily Wire host Matt Walsh took to his Twitter account Wednesday to admit that, “Yes, it was a cry for help.” Walsh had recently come under fire for claiming that accepting LGBTQ parents would lead to “4-man, 3-sex robot family units.” “A lot of people said… Continue reading Daily Wire Host Matt Walsh Comes Out As Bi- And Droidsexual
SACRAMENTO, CA–Sighing with a sublime sense of exhaustion that permeates every waking moment, Stacy Steele comes to the defense of someone who loathes her: An Oath Keeper arrested after her involvement in the January 6th uprising. Steele is defending Jessica Watkins and her basic dignity as both a human being and as a transgender woman.… Continue reading Trans Woman Defends Basic Dignity Someone She Hates
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