WAUSAU, WI– The question on everyone’s lips is what is in the pants of local non-binary firebrand Praxis Jones. And the answer is, to what should not be much of a surprise, it’s a Colt 45. “Be the change in the world you want to see,” says Jones, who sports long, purple hair, a coat… Continue reading We Found Out What’s In This Enby’s Pants — It’s a Gun
DARBY, MT–In the wake of several mass shootings in a short period of time, the gun control conversation is happening and conservatives are NOT happy! According to conservatives everywhere, the government is coming for their guns, but like, for real this time? Local gun owner Brock Novack has had enough of the federal tyranny. “The… Continue reading “Taking My Guns is an Authoritarian Overstep,” says Republican Who Wants to Legislate Where People Can and Can’t Pee
Deeply closeted gay man accidentally reveals more than he intended. “I just thought I was being funny,” he said, unaware that conservatives are incapable of humor. The man is referring to his new t-shirt, which has printed on it, “I lubricate my AR-15 with Liberal Cum.” “I never stopped to think about how I was getting the cum,” he continued.