KENOSHA, WI- Across the country, conservatives who have built a platform of being tough on crime were shocked and infuriated at the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse on all cou- haha, just joking, of course they weren’t. What are they? People who actually care about the stuff they say they believe in? “I’ve always said strict… Continue reading Tough on Crime Conservatives Furious at Kyle Rittenhouse’s Acqui- JK, lmao, Can You Imagine?
Deeply closeted gay man accidentally reveals more than he intended. “I just thought I was being funny,” he said, unaware that conservatives are incapable of humor. The man is referring to his new t-shirt, which has printed on it, “I lubricate my AR-15 with Liberal Cum.” “I never stopped to think about how I was getting the cum,” he continued.