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Dr. Pepper/7Up: “Fuck It. Spot’s Non Binary Now.”

PLANO, TX–Seeing the publicity engendered by corporate giant Hasbro and other brands seeking to hop on what will doubtlessly be a short-lived bandwagon, the Dr Pepper Snapple company (also known as Dr. Pepper/7Up Inc.) made an announcement about the long ago mascot, Spot. “Fuck it! Spot is non-binary now. They use they pronouns and use… Continue reading Dr. Pepper/7Up: “Fuck It. Spot’s Non Binary Now.”

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Gender Neutral Mr Potato Head Causes Dissolution of the United States

PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND–It appears that the mighty Hasbro Corporation has done what a civil war, decades of racial tension, and partisanship has not: brought about the end of the United States. Mark Dice, a man nobody has really heard of, is particularly angered. “This whole gender thing is getting out of control,” Mark said, absolutely… Continue reading Gender Neutral Mr Potato Head Causes Dissolution of the United States