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EPA Reports Toxic Levels Of Bullshit Due To Story About Who Richard Was With Last Night

SYRACUSE, NY–A vast amount of manure was discovered spread across three blocks of the Skunk City neighborhood of Syracuse. Due to the large amount of methane such manure releases, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) was invited to investigate. The agency reports that this toxic level of bullshit is directly related to a story about who… Continue reading EPA Reports Toxic Levels Of Bullshit Due To Story About Who Richard Was With Last Night