Music · Pop Culture

BREAKING: Kid Rock Yells Homophobic Slur During Show, Surprising Nobody

SMITHVILLE, TN–During a show, Kid Rock had an tantrum on stage, which ended with a homophobic slur. Nobody in the audience appeared surprised. “Yeah, that seems pretty on brand for him. I’m not even sure how this is news,” commented local gay man Evan Rodriguez whose brother dragged him to the show. The rock and… Continue reading BREAKING: Kid Rock Yells Homophobic Slur During Show, Surprising Nobody

Lifestyle · Music

Queer Leftist Listens to Country Song Quietly; Avoids Being Perceived as Republican

Santa Monica, CA – Recently, country music has become the genre most associated with conservatives, white people, and other heterosexual nonsense. That’s why local queer person, Jordie Asher, listens to their favorite song, “Cowboy Take Me Away” by The Chicks, in the comfort of their own hybrid vehicle (windows up). “I’m not even a big… Continue reading Queer Leftist Listens to Country Song Quietly; Avoids Being Perceived as Republican