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Jenner–“Voting is for Suckers!”
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Jenner–“Voting is for Suckers!”

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SACRAMENTO, CA–Caitlyn Jenner, hoping to persuade people to vote for her, says claimed that she helped defeat the soviets and that “Voting is for suckers.” Despite records showing she voted, Jenner told reporters that there wasn’t anything worth voting for. No people anywhere on the ballot in 2020 were worth it, nor any ballot measures… Continue reading Jenner–“Voting is for Suckers!”

Transgender Americans Break World Record, Simultaneously Saying “Oh God No.”
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Transgender Americans Break World Record, Simultaneously Saying “Oh God No.”

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SACRAMENTO, CA–Breaking a record that has held since early last year, transgender Americans spoke all as one as they said, “Oh God no.” The event was prompted by the announcement of reality TV star and former Olympian Caitlyn Jenner that she would run for governor, which was echoed across the entire country simultaneously and therefore… Continue reading Transgender Americans Break World Record, Simultaneously Saying “Oh God No.”