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Gender Neutral Mr Potato Head Causes Dissolution of the United States

PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND–It appears that the mighty Hasbro Corporation has done what a civil war, decades of racial tension, and partisanship has not: brought about the end of the United States. Mark Dice, a man nobody has really heard of, is particularly angered. “This whole gender thing is getting out of control,” Mark said, absolutely… Continue reading Gender Neutral Mr Potato Head Causes Dissolution of the United States